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Transformation TUESDAY ((two years ago + now))
THIS AINT NO TRANSFORMATION TUESDAY WTF U WENT FROM ANDY MILANOKIS TO BEYONCE DISTANT COUSIN LORD TOUCHED OVER YOUR SOUL GOD IS REAL AMEN
Ellen knows what’s up
dear once upon a time.
Night, Mrs Hudson!
i love them so much oh hell
dorks dorks dorks dorks dorks dorks dorks
stupid smiley crime solving soul mate attractive dorks
there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh
ur school wins
a tragic story of a girls first time. An experience truly beautiful to all.
THE FUCKING NOTES THOUGH. ARE YOU PEOPLE TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE I AM SO SICK OF SEEING MYSELF ON MY DASH PLEASE KILL ME PLEASE.
Todays face and look. Almost the same as yesterday. I love my new hair. My hair is from @rapunzelofsweden #face #fotd #makeup #ombrehair #ombrecolor #goth #gothic #rapunzelofsweden #bluehair
swaggity psy do not cry
oppa gangnam smile
im 100% sure i was fucking high when i wrote this
Best tweets from the Holy Terror live tweeting
The amount of sass though.