miisuhx:

THE ULTIMATE SNUGGLES

miisuhx:

THE ULTIMATE SNUGGLES

corgisandboobs:

Are you ready for walkies? they ask.
"I was born ready for walkies.”

corgisandboobs:

Are you ready for walkies? they ask.

"I was born ready for walkies.”

nachbaliye:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

smoeone pls reblog this with a source link omg

nachbaliye:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

smoeone pls reblog this with a source link omg

theshadowofall:

PRESENTING BOOZER

gay-of-demonic-charm:

flyinginafriendshipship:

what if church was called jesuscon

if you pray hard enough you get an extra hour in the biblepit

matsuoska:

yes i am an otaku. luv those mangos and animoo. i also perfected the language of japenese. ohio. koala desu. ickydickymasu. cherry blossoms are my favorite food

beedrilf:

cis people: *makes a joke at trans peoples expense*

trans people: please dont that is bad

cis people: learn to take a joke! its not transphobic because i said it isnt! dont be so offended by every little thing!

trans people: *makes a joke at cis peoples expense*

cis people: image

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

tygermama:

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

oh man i gotta do this to someone

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

doujinshi:

anthongie:

matching icons for you and your friends

thought y’all said Joan rivers is on life support who the fuck is this then

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

joan rivers is a crusty racist old white who has made fun of domestic abuse and who said that the Palestinians deserve to be wiped out. i am not about to feel sorry for her just because satan is calling her home. let her gag 

petcanadian:

spawkward:

petcanadian:

spawkward:

what’s a pirates favorite letter?

if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you

you may think its r… but his true love be the C

i fucking hate this website